“Your face. Your ass. What’s the difference?” Duke Nukem: What are you waiting for? Christmas? Duke Nukem: It’s time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I’m all out of gum. Duke Nukem: You’re an inspiration for birth control. [after stepping in alien feces] Duke Nukem: Shit Happens… Duke Nukem: Those alien bastards are [...]
“Your face. Your ass. What’s the difference?”
Duke Nukem: What are you waiting for? Christmas?
Duke Nukem: It’s time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I’m all out of gum.
Duke Nukem: You’re an inspiration for birth control.
[after stepping in alien feces]
Duke Nukem: Shit Happens…
Duke Nukem: Those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride!
Duke Nukem: Groovy!
Duke Nukem: Uh, Uh, Uh. Where is it?
Duke Nukem: I’ll rip your head off and shit down your neck!
Duke Nukem: [after entering a secret area and finding Snake from Escape from L.A. dead, torn in half, and hanging on chains] I guess he didn’t escape from L.A.
[Nintendo 64 version only]
Duke Nukem: Nobody steals our chicks… and lives!
[after an earthquake shakes the level]
Duke Nukem: I ain’t afraid of no quake!
Duke Nukem: What are you? Some bottom-feeding, scum sucking algae eater?
Duke Nukem: Lucky son of a bitch!
[says it everytime Duke kills the boss of the episode]
Duke Nukem: Die, you son of a bitch!
Duke Nukem: Damn, you’re ugly.
[Duke examines the Duke Nukem II arcade machine]
Duke Nukem: Hmm, don’t have time to play with myself.
[seeing a torn corpse of a Space Marine from Doom]
Duke Nukem: Hmm, that’s one “Doomed” Space Marine.
Duke Nukem: This is K-T-I-T. KTIT. Playing the breast… Uh… The best tunes in town!
Boss 1: Who… the… hell… are you?
[Duke shoots the bosses' head and kills him]
Duke Nukem: I’m Duke Nukem. And I’m coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!
Duke Nukem: Let god sort ‘em out.
Duke Nukem: Heh, Heh, Heh, what a mess!
Duke Nukem: [singing horribly] “Born To Be Wiiillllddd!”
Duke Nukem: Damn. Those Alien maggots booby trapped the sub!
Duke Nukem: I should have known those alien maggots booby trapped the sub.
Duke Nukem: I’m going in.
Duke Nukem: I think you need some down time…
Duke Nukem: Looks like it’s time for me to go POSTAL!
Duke Nukem: Nukem ’till they glow, then shoot ‘em in the dark!
Duke Nukem: Get the crap outta here!
Duke Nukem: [checking out office computer playing duke3d] Get back to work you slacker!
Duke Nukem: Damn, that’s the second time those alien bastards shot up my ride!
Duke Nukem: And I thought 10 guns was hard to carry!
Duke Nukem: …and I thought cigars tasted bad!
Duke Nukem: Ahhhh… much better!
Duke Nukem: This really pisses me off!
Tape Recorder: This tape will self destruct in 1 second!
[Explodes]
Fat Commander: Suck it down!
Duke Nukem: [upon blowing up an Assault Commander with the RPG] Suck it down!
Duke Nukem: My name’s Duke Nukem. After some few days of R&R, I’ll be ready for some more action!
Woman: Aww, come back to bed, Duke! I have ready for some action, nowww!
Duke Nukem: [sometimes says it after finishing a level] Ready for action!
Duke Nukem: It’s down to you and me, you one-eyed freak!
Cycloid Emperor: [shareware version closing line] Duke, if you think you’re a badass, come face us in the final missions. Or else, earth with fall and you will die a coward. The choice is yours.
Duke Nukem: Somebody’s gonna freakin pay for screwin up my vacation.
Duke Nukem: [whenever an alien is blown to bits] Oooooooooh, that’s gotta hurt!
Duke Nukem: [after looking at himself in a mirror] Damn! I’m looking good!
Duke Nukem: [after discovering 3 women in a hidden room] Hmmm, my kind of party! I wish I had time!
Duke Nukem: [after discovering Luke Skywalker's corpse hanging upside down] Now this is a force to be reckoned with!
Duke Nukem: [after seeing an ID4 spaceship hovering over Duke Burger on a screen] Nobody jacks with our Independence!
Duke Nukem: [after entering a back room in Duke Burger] Nobody messes with my meat!
Duke Nukem: Let’s Rock!
Duke Nukem: [sometimes says it after squishing an alien] Bitchin!
Duke Nukem: Yo ho ho, and a bottle of Jack!
Duke Nukem: [upon seeing an Assault Trooper blowing up after it crosses an activated Laser Tripbomb] Blow it out your ass!
Duke Nukem: [sometimes says it after an alien squishes itself when passing through a wall] Eat shit and die!
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